Scroll to bottom for updated information Women, let me tell you something that your friends and many guys will not. Your tattoos are ugly. We do not like them. We respect you less for them. We thin…Let’s all go punch this dude in the dick!
Speechless.
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a lot of bdsm porn sites in the history. Later that night, she showed it to her husband, and asked what they should do about it. After thinking for a moment, the husband looked to his wife, and said, “Well, we obviously can’t spank her.”
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ALL UP IN YO FACE NIGGA, WASSUP!?
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reasons i should be your friend:
- my hands are soft i think because people tell me
- i probably have a soft face too
- i am willing to play with your hair platonically
- whenever i eat french fries you can have some
- YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO
- not all the french fries though
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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
I mean, it’s just true.
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realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
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Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
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I like bubbles, babies, beards and beers.
I just want a leather jacket, okay?
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